If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT BYZANTINE ART
THE FUCKIN BABYS FACE I CATN FUCKIN DO THIS
AND WHEN THE ANGEL GABRIEL COMES TO TELL MARY THAT SHE’S PREGNANT WITH JESUS
MARY’S FACE HAHA
“god fuking d am it gabe can we not”
don’t give me your sass i’m just the fucking messenger